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DON’T MISS OUT ON PAGE 1 OF GOOGLE

You have a nice site – you do, right? (If you don’t, why don’t you skedaddle over this way first.) I was saying – you have a nice site but if you’re not on page 1 for a pertinent search term, what’s the point of that nice site? It’s kinda like if you built a custom Tesla; you chose the perfect tone of leather for the dash, you made a mold of your ass for the seat, it’s unlocked by your breath. You spent a lot of dough on the car of your dreams. The guys come on a beautiful Autumn morning to drop it off in front of your house. You get in and turn the key and it doesn’t turn over. Confused, you open the hood and the engine is not NASA-level metal, it’s just plastic parts made to look like an engine, they’re just for show.  

That’s what it’s like if you create a website that doesn’t have any SEO attached to it. Unless people are talking about you on the regular; writing articles and linking to you, tagging you in their high-profile Instagram accounts, being featured on Good Morning America and talking about how awesome your shop is, you’re not going to be on Page 1.

Websites should be living, breathing creatures. You should be feeding the ever hungry Google monster. And it’s a monster. It never stops looking for content. But it will only eat content that it deems worthy of being in its belly. It’s picky, and it constantly changes what it likes. If you’re not working with an SEO specialist that keeps up with these nerdy, constantly changing algorithms you’re gonna find that your rankings are lacking. So how the F do you rank better in Google? 

YOU HIRE A PRO IS HOW.

SEO IS AN INVESTMENT AND SHOULD BE LOOKED AT AS SUCH.

SEO is also a long term game. Anyone that promises you quick results is a pretty little liar. I always suggest putting in at least 6 months on a strategic SEO plan. We already know that Google is a hungry B*tch, well he’s also coy and untrusting. It takes consistent work to get Google to trust your website. I’ll say it again, don’t trust yourself to take this one on.

HIRE A PRO.

EVEN IF IT’S NOT ME, JUST DO IT FOR YOUR BUSINESS.

OPTION 1

$675/month

Monthly plan for smaller businesses that don’t need much. Getting onto page 1 of Google is of course not guarenteed (nothing is in life, right?) but I’ll won’t stop at trying to get you there. Depending on what industry you’re in will determine the plan of action, but all strategies start with an overhaul to your existing site from an SEO standpoint. I’ll employ tactics like; giving ALT tags to all of your images and making sure they’re optimized for the web, converting all headlines to proper < h1 > and < h2 > tags, and check for broken links. There’s 40 million other things, but I’m getting tired of typing. We’ll go over it all before you sign up for this retainer anyway. Then I’ll cater the strategic plan for your specific goals and business.

OPTION 2

$1,295/month

A more agressive plan for serious businesses. This is my most popular plan and most clients enjoy the benefits of agency level results, without agency level pricing. It includes all that stuff from above, but sprinkles in some link building magic, blog posting content creation, and social media domination.

OPTION 3

WE SHALL SEE

<-- Did you like that rhyme? There’s too much to type for what’s involved with this master plan. Contact me so we can talk through it.